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Loading ...Sarah walks in the front room with a glass in her hand and declares:
“This is delicious!”
“Sarah, what are you drinking there?”
“Apple juice and … TITANIC water”
“!?!?!?? what kind of water?”
“Titanic water!” she says very convincingly. “Look, it’s there!” she says pointing to a bottle in the kitchen.
“Sarah, this is … TONIC water!” 
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ... (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Poem and drawing by Sarah.
The poem reads:
Angels, angels, I love them so much
It is so lovely to get their touch
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...Winter, my hamster, passed away the other day — he was the best hamster in the world!
And this is where I put him to rest.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Sarah:”Mum I know why you cant take screwdrivers on planes.”
Me: “whys that then”?
Sarah: “Well its because someone may crack a window with it, and say that you didnt get sucked out then they could take the window off, climb onto the wing and unscrew it, then it would fall off and you would crash” !!.
