Sarah walks in the front room with a glass in her hand and declares:

“This is delicious!”

“Sarah, what are you drinking there?”

“Apple juice and … TITANIC water”

“!?!?!?? what kind of water?”

“Titanic water!” she says very convincingly. “Look, it’s there!” she says pointing to a bottle in the kitchen.

“Sarah, this is … TONIC water!”

Poem and drawing by Sarah.

The poem reads:

Angels, angels, I love them so much

It is so lovely to get their touch

Sarah:”Mum I know why you cant take screwdrivers on planes.”

 Me: “whys that then”?

Sarah: “Well its because someone may crack a window with it, and say that you didnt get sucked out then they could take the window off, climb onto the wing and unscrew it, then it would fall off and you would crash” !!.

Sarah has just seen a toy she wants and asked me to buy it.

I said to her “It’s Christmas soon, wait until then”.

She said : “But mum, why does everyone say wait until Christmas? I’m not that patient!!!”

Having just found out I’m coming to visit and show her some oregami, Sarah goes “YAAAAAAAYYYYY!“. Then she says: “Mommy, I say ‘yay’ because I can boo at him when he does it.”

You got all the confidence in my oregami skills, haven’t you, Sarah?