Pearls of Wisdom
61 viewsThe Next Patrick Moore……
Saturday, December 17th, 2011Uncle Neil was telling Sarah about the planets and space when he mentioned the solar system.
Sarah: ” We have one of those in the kitchen”
Neil: ” Don’t be silly, thats not possible”
Sarah: ” Yes we do, its got a spout and a handle and when you press it fizzy water comes out”
Neil ” Sarah thats a soda syphon”…. lol lol
Kids and Religion
Sunday, December 11th, 2011Sarah has just come out of school and said:
“Mum, do you know we are all Catholics in my class, well Miss Chapman has been teaching us about Judaism…..”
“So, I said, it was good to learn a little bit about other religions”…..and she replied:
“Well mum its actually been quite alot we’ve learnt, and we’re Catholics, not judo’s !!!”
Titanic Water
Sunday, December 11th, 2011Sarah walks in the front room with a glass in her hand and declares:
“This is delicious!”
“Sarah, what are you drinking there?”
“Apple juice and … TITANIC water”
“!?!?!?? what kind of water?”
“Titanic water!” she says very convincingly. “Look, it’s there!” she says pointing to a bottle in the kitchen.
“Sarah, this is … TONIC water!”



